Tuesday, February 06, 2007

by steve's request.

reasons why i attract unstable guys

-cos i'm the type of girl who'd buy my bf a lapdance from some other random girl

-cos i'd so totally rent porn for valentine's day for him

-cos i think geeks are cute!

-cos my idea of romance doesn't involve candlelit dinners

-cos my favourite romantic song is by adam sandler

-cos i think guys who don't wank are weird

-cos my favourite character on 'friends' is chandler

-cos if i ever were to make a sex vid, it'd take in an angle such that his weiner will look really small so he won't dare to sell it.

-cos i think this tattoo artist from miami's really hot

-cos i think really tall farmers who masquerade as djs are hot

-cos really weird behavior doesn't weird me out. i enjoy it actually.

-cos i think dita von teese is really sexy

i don't know how to end this off. eerrrrmmm. steve, any ideas?